Introducing the Web Encabulator 2.0a Web API

We at 3PRIME are committed to the best possible retro-fitting of disparate hardware minutia into highly viable web componentry that achieves unsurpassed accessibly and productivity. Building on the amazing work “The Turbo-Encabulator in Industry” by “J.H. Quick, Student”, we are proud to introduce to the world the first internet-backported Web Encabulator 2.0a!

With a v1 release candidate Web API, the Web Encabulator will ease the cost of computationally taxing parallel processing workers while enhancing frontend parallax scrolling behavior (for the UI folk).

With this Release Candidate, we now have a best way to communicate with hydrocoptic marzul vanes using bidirectional controllers embedded in the “malleable logarithmic casing” of the original Turbo Encabulator. Think of it as Raspberry Pi Arduinos meets Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.

The development roadmap includes goals to reduce power consumption for angular js application talismans, intensifying multi-faceted olfactory multithreaded sequencing, and highly cohesive convenience constructor chain of command SaaS Traits. Bash utility scripts are in the works as well.

The release candidate is an open source venture, and entails an OAuth 2.0 layer for relative ease in developer consumption. Anyone interested in being granted developer keys to build out their own implementation, please email info at 3 dash prime dot com by Midnight on July 4th.

Be sure to stay tuned as we will take a deeper dive into the inner workings of the data re-uptake inhibitors that comprise the inner working of the Web Encabulator 2.0a and what this means to you as the developer.