3-Prime Time-Wasters: Anagram Edition

The 3-Prime office has recently caught the Wordsmith.org anagram bug, entering employee names and poring over lists of mostly-nonsensical results like they were tea leaves. Some letter combinations are more fruitful than others, and one of our link-building alter egos opened up the cornucopia – the longest anagram list any of us have ever seen, that includes gems such as “Regularized Stony,” “Leotards Rue Zingy” and “Unsteady Zero Girl,” in addition to way too many permutations of the word “zit.”

Quote of the Day – Lord of the Shrugged

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.



A Little Christmas Story

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Happy Holidays!

Craig Boudria in Catch a New Rising Star Comedy Contest

Cast your Vote for CRAIG BOUDRIA!

Instructions per the Contest Rules:

Another contestant in Round 10 of the Catch A New Rising Star Contest at Catch A Rising Star Comedy Club, inside Twin River Casino in Lincoln, RI. To vote for this contestant in our Video Wild Card contest, send an email to canrs9@cox.net with this contestant’s name [CRAIG BOUDRIA] in the subject line. One vote per person, please. The two contestants with the most votes will enter the semi-finals of the contest on December 2 or December 9.

Craig’s stand-up/Set video: